You both are wrong! I wrote my own distro with opinionated modifications and it is superior to both of your distros!
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It's a bit dated already, but still going strong for my workload: theT530
In general, I try to stick to ThinkPads. They come with a bit of a price, but well worth in my experience.
Thanks to Spider-Man: Far from home, I knew of the glass floor decks :D
(And it was just plausible enough to be not ruled out as "the glass is just in the movie so it can shatter")
I think you could also use awstats, which runs on the log files produced by your web server.
Not an answer, but I have to say you have a way with words.
Weak copy pasta, would not copy again, 3/10, maybe 4/10 with rice.
Citric acid is also a pretty solid choice to remove lime deposits. It comes in a small bag and has a texture like really coarse salt. I prefer it over vinegar since it has basically no after taste. Not that would matter in your case.
Yeah, my brain pulled a fuck you on me. I tried to read something in a dream (as technique to attempt lucid dreaming). My brain constructed the dream to have that text written in non-Latin alphabet.
a match is never 100%
But but but, the CSI series catches murders with 100% matches! (Ok, they also hack in VBA)
uninstalls essential package
Why is my system broken? :O