empireOfLove2

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

~~control housing costs~~ *maximize profit for corporate real estate investors

Fixed the whitewashed title.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago

TAX THE CHURCHES

Ya weight is how I'd do it, it'll probably be the most accurate. Realistically you don't need to be accurate at all but with something that doesn't cut cleanly like a gummy might, just weigh it

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know right? They don't come cheap from the Rainbow Factory, those ponies drive a hard bargain.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

Intentionally trying to subvert the Governor to make them look bad. A republican classic, undermine it from the inside then claim it doesn't work and needs to be gotten rid of!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not with that attitude you can't!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's legit, it's been up a hot minute (since May iirc). I clicked the wrong zlibrary bookmark out of reflex and then remembered how hilarious the scare screen was.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago

More hilarious jokes have never been told in history

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let’s see the lifestyles of the CEOs for Springer, Wiley, and Elsevier for comparison.

FBI be like:

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I.... don't condone such behavior but I also don't hate this idea lol

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Better send it to collections and get debt collectors revved up because y'all ain't gonna see a cent...

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