Now I like Patek Philippe
But can only afford a TAG
While I hope for a Coke
Or something else from Rolex
Now I’m going to Ted
The AD’s being a dick
Baldassarre’s my best bet
But I’m watching his review now
He takes out a dress watch
Not a Seiko
And I just can't look, it's JLC
A Master Control
Now I like Patek Philippe
But can only afford a TAG
While I hope for a Coke
Or something else from Rolex
Now I’m going to Ted
The AD’s being a dick
Baldassarre’s my best bet
But I’m watching his review now
He takes out a dress watch
Not a Seiko
And I just can't look, it's JLC
A Master Control