flathead

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[–] flathead@lemm.ee 97 points 9 months ago (8 children)

“Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge” https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

seems fair.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 69 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“It was obviously really tough, we parted with a lot of talented people we cared about" - Mark Zuckerberg

"Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge" https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Look up the definition of ignorant.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At this point, I’m just so sick of every little thing being a huge struggle

Suffering is inevitable. This is the first noble truth in Buddhism. Troubleshooting Linux is Tao.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

Plus, their shit doesn't stink.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I'm pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

true: a couple of weeks back, heard a guy telling somebody on CB that he and his friend found an antenna tower section on the side of the road and took it home on a mustang.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

and they will come with full self-driving

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I love you, bot.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Hookers and blackjack coming soon.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

I'm getting laid.

 

British comedian Russell Brand has posted a video denying "serious criminal allegations" set to be made against him in an upcoming television program.

"But amidst this litany of astonishing, rather baroque attacks, are some very serious allegations that I absolutely refute," Brand said.

"These allegations pertain to the time when I was working in the mainstream, when I was in the newspapers all the time, when I was in the movies.

"And as I've written about extensively in my books, I was very, very promiscuous. Now, during that time of promiscuity, the relationships I had were absolutely always consensual.

....

ruh roh, Russell.

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