fmtx

joined 6 months ago
[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All my screenshots are memes. Where is Google going to send me on vacation?

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm more impressed that they can use a gamepad for CLI input.

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You're suggesting I should follow the yellow brick road to find the Wizard of iOT?

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Bricking hardware is a form of enrichment for me.

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago

My advice is not financial but rather about relationships:

  • Money and finances are one of the top things couples fight about.
  • Psychologists have observed that couples have the same disagreements (or fights) over the long term course of a relationship, and these can be used as touchpoints to assess the couple's emotional maturity and overall relationship health.
  • So, whatever financial arrangement you agree upon, commit to it in a way that actively reinforces the importance of the relationship, fosters open communication, and strengthens your bond with one another.
[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

OK hear me out: It should be named after the first European explorer to discover it and popularize the European expansion: Christopher Columbus.

  • Like its namesake, the nation too is racist, cruel and genocidal. Even the Spanish Inquisition era Catholics were like, damn Christopher!
  • Like the largest exporter of cocaíne in South America, it too is full of drugs, and its elections are the plaything of big money cartels and foreign powers.
  • It was mostly settled by white people from England.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you your new nation: British Columbia.

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago

They say nature abhors a vacuum.

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Single bead of sweat forms on my forehead, followed by a laser dot.

[–] fmtx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Reagan is in hell waiting for heaven to trickle down.

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