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My AI, that I also trained on pirated porn, you’ll never guess what. It hacked a company too.

Money please!

She’s dead. Wrapped in plastic

The Aldi version with the washed out chilli sauce. I assume the other two are equally diluted but the packaging is opaque.

meron shaabetto sounds like a made up racist pronounciation

To answer my own question. No it’s not. It’s based on a completely different novel. The choice of title for the movie though isn’t doing it favours

Is this just a live action Coraline?

Can’t wait for Mitch to sue. Which no doubt he will because he’s totally alive.

Eraserhead Snoopy

Cover in mould with the gold paint chipping off

I was confused by your title. Until I realised it was my reading skills letting me down.

Then I realised my misreading was actually a clever joke. I read that you “Idioted an appliance”. Which is exactly what you did. You made it “not smart”

Of course he did he is the most pathetic human being on the face of the planet

2kg of the Korean fried chicken with the spiciest chilli sauce on the planet. A case of beer to wash it all down.