happybadger

joined 4 years ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Ban it outright in the rules of individual instances, bully AI piglets for printing the lowest-value content online in the same way NFT goobers are ostracised, run AI image and writing detectors on suspect posts. The common denominator of any AI post is that it's going to be shit and it should just be treated like someone repeatedly posting a Lorem ipsum copypasta or spam email.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Golf clapping is bourgeois. I believe in the communal patriotic 10 minute standing ovation with everybody clapping at the exact same speed.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Laughing is bourgeois. I believe in the communal sensible chuckle.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

He can't even buy a chatbot's love with 44 billion dollars.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

You can't be an ecoterrorist unless you own a ski mask that says ecoterrorist. Otherwise you're just a sparkling environmentalist.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's the youtube algorithm wearing a skin suit to convince children to gamble.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Occupy Mars

:joker-guy-debord:

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Lemm.ee Nazis never disappoint. Print out your comment and choke on it so it has value.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Like the guillotine, my sense of radical mercy started with understanding that you decapitate the dinosaur nugget swiftly. Pain isn't the punishment.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

step 1: get them fired for anything or nothing

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

It was fun at its high point. The problem was like you said, always the same map. Shipping costs run like $20-150+ and that's a month's wage in many of the countries that have interesting snacks we aren't already over-saturated with. Scams were only ever like 5% of trades at most and we never had a poisoning though, so overall a successful prototype of the thing that would work.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was weird. In addition to the posts on the daily election threads, he was sending me PMs that were flattering in a way Patrick Bateman would compliment someone. Everything was blatantly manipulative and worded in a way that was simultaneously an interrogation I knew he was feeding to the admins. Then the dog caught his car and had to drive it while everyone else on the road screamed at him. I think he lasted like three days before handing over control to one of the mods who was so offended that they quit the website.

Nothing irks me more than someone who can't handle positive chaos or slight inconvenience. He was so determined to stop the protest which was only over us not being able to moderate the subreddit without those third-party tools, all to preserve the sanctity of a community he hadn't interacted with in almost a decade. There's something deeply pathological about a power grab like that. Like what the fuck.

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