Bwahahaha, remember when their company motto was "Don't be evil?" Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Half the time my IP is messed up anyway, because whenever I use the Safari browser, it goes random places. Which I always forget when doing speed tests and then freak out because I think the speed is off (but it's really Apple's MITM network that is maxing out under a gigabit).
Isn't this a Von Neumann machine, essentially?