hypnicjerk

or a dog

if they expect you to do a consultant's work, they should pay you a consultant rate

i don't know if it will help, but you don't have to care about achievements even if you haven't gotten them

if it were (verifiably) on video, it wouldn't be paranormal, it would be science.

if you want paranormal content that may not be genuine i can recommend the horror section on netflix?

what? lol

It's strictly for entertainment purposes

you're so close, if only you'd uncross your eyes it might come a little clearer into focus

If you don't want to listen to me

what part of replying to everybody who wants a piece of me suggests that i'm participating under duress? lol

thank you, it's an honor just to be nominated

You must think we're all incredibly stupid

not everyone, no, but the 10th guy in a row to talk down to me and expect to make a point? i might not think so highly of him.

I'm always down for a sarcastic quip

you took my (hilarious) joke at face value and made a serious effort to admonish me for that literal interpretation and not the blatantly obvious message that when you have nothing to say, it's ok to say nothing.

that you're continuing to reply at all suggests that your sarcasm detector could really use routine maintenance. or a warranty replacement.

would a '/s' make things easier for you?

i like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

i understand that you don't appreciate my tone but i'm afraid i won't be able to kneecap my natural charm in order to be less intimidating to you.

you're adorable, but i think we can all agree that making an effort to help other users contribute positively to the platform is itself a positive contribution.

did you know that there's a button on each comment which is purpose built for you to express this exact sentiment? i've provided a helpful diagram:

b) this is a remarkable incentive to NOT acknowledge criticism. I mean, if I'm Meta and I see this often, what is the incentive to not just force everybody to EULA away as much as possible?

how incredibly fucking dishonest. profit motive is more than enough incentive for them to continue to do what they've already been doing for close to two decades.

"don't boycott exceptionally shitty companies or you're responsible when they just get worse" is possibly the worst take i've seen so far on lemmy.