imgprojts

joined 2 years ago
[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate.... maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like..."would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?" That would be useful.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?...err, sending emails?

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

You know, there was a time when people used to go to sears for the good stuff and to Kmart too. Then they screwed up big enough among their competition and now there may be like one or two of those places still open somewhere behind a MacDonalds on a refurbished MatCo truck that used to be a Taco truck too.

I can't wait for the day Microsoft is finally just some shitty ass UPS truck painted over with their logo still showing a little and three guys in it repairing the last known laptops to ever run windows. I'd adopt a dog just to walk him by and let him pee on the tires.

Microsoft, you've done everyone wrong too many times one last time.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Wow, that's annoying. I'm gonna hold off for windows 12 when the European union forces Microsoft to not be such an asshole.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Try Perplexity.AI It can search the web.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Pais Ajit? Pronounced "piece of shit". He broke the Internet allowing some traffic to get faster speeds than other such that YouTube can be fast but if you serve your own it's slow.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Hey! This is Bob, your friendly NC AI assistant. I noticed all your dick pics had very small dicks so I've increased the length to a more respectable 8.5" and requested assistance from your 7 female contacts about girth size. User "your mother " preferred the 1.5 size but was ok with 400% increase "if that's what you're into". You agreed to show your privates in private with user "Neighbor" tonight at 7:30. He suggested silicone lube. All images are uploaded and available for your review on your Facebook timeline. Let me know if I should increase the size or if the color is off. User "Coworker" complained about the color and will be discussing it with your manager and you tomorrow first thing.

How may I be of assistance today?

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Let the shittification games begin! Meanwhile if you need us, we'll be looking for a different obscure controller to make an automated band wagon with and jump on it.

[–] imgprojts@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only difference is that when it comes to repairing the clutch on the jeep, you can just go get a coffee with your Tesla because it doesn't have one. I bet that the Tesla just needs a lower gear to win that competition. The jeep wins because it's very light and has a low gear.

 

Look at that shit! Before it was here are your two browsers choose! Now it's...how about for the letter A? Suppose a website starts with an A, would you choose Edge to be your default browser?... then you choose chrome or Firefox, and when you click on a link Edge Pops up with some shit like...Are you really sure you wanna use Firefox to view websites that start with the letter A?

Fuck Microsoft! Give us a fucking break you assholes! You are this turd of a company that is just stuck to company's assholes and that's the only reason any fly will ever touch your software.

 

I write this because I have several accounts on Reddit and I really want them deleted but I can't delete them now that I'm permanently banned. I can still go into Reddit and browse. How does that even make sense?

 

I invented "couchcuntatoe" as imgprojts on Reddit during the pandemic before they banned me permanently. Today, I did a search on my word using an AI engine called Perplexity and Lo and Behold the answer to what is the definition of couchcuntatoe:

According to Reddit, "couchcuntatoe" is a made-up word that is used to describe someone who spends most of their free time on the couch while being lazy or unproductive. The definition of "couchcuntatoe" varies depending on the context in which it is used, but it generally refers to someone who is unproductive and lazy. The term gained popularity during the pandemic, as many people were forced to stay home and spend more time on their couches. It is important to note that this term is not an official word and is not recognized by any reputable dictionaries

 

I started digging into opensource password managers and found that they all suck major ball sack. I ended up picking nothing. My two runner-ups were bitwarden. It works on Linux, Android, whatever apple's shit runs on, and even runs on PC's with the OS that you usually delete first thing. But the major drawback is that I can't trust it. It's got a "premium" version, and that has always meant a slow steady spiral into "you must pay now that we have you by the balls" situation. Another drawback is that it's centralized, kill the company and so go your passwords I suppose.

The other runner up is called liso. This one comes with two major drawbacks. One is that is browser only so far. The other one is that it doesn't work on Linux yet. Such a shit shit option. Everything else out there wants you to pay for encryption.

I did end up learning about pass on Linux. It creates encrypted passwords and there's some compatibility with guis and maybe available on Android??? Big question mark. I've tried nothing yet. My password list seems to grow daily.

So what's your favorite one?

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