instamat

joined 2 years ago
[–] instamat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oooh lol I thought it was an abbreviation I didn’t know. I just knocked on my head and said, “hello? Is this thing on?” in a comical way so I should be fine now.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What’s SLAMS?

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My first thought

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They’re TRANSporters!!

Trans-porters (dematerialize and rematerialize) matter!

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This guy discs

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Companies used to offer pensions to employees, and time served meant a better reward for retirement. The pension idea eroded over the years but the mindset remained.

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They’re not thinking long term, they want immediate and maximum profits

[–] instamat@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Notice also how he starts each paragraph with “I” and not to be an armchair psychiatrist but that says a lot about his motivation.

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