ivanafterall

joined 1 year ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 23 points 7 months ago

I loved it. It made me smile and it felt a little surreal to be watching a continuation of THE cartoon of my childhood.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is a long-time cannibal or a first-timer who saw his shot and took it?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This was borderline nightmare fuel for me as a kid. I hated these scenes--they were so scary.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 32 points 7 months ago

"Jim, there's no need for the dress and wig, they have no idea what you look like..."

"Please let me have this."

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 53 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Exactly, I would like to score with Olympic athletes, but I would like to exert minimal effort?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah, dude, dude, think about it: she's in the middle of Paris at the Olympic Games with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? A guy with a gun and 300,000 condoms. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no?'"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Because of the implication.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 110 points 7 months ago (25 children)

Unrelated question: what's the easiest sport in which to become an Olympian between now and the 2024 Paris Olympics?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Didn't they also murder a guy like last week? Are we just forgiving that one?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social -5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Do they pinky promise not to look through my history? Or photos? Or apps? Or bookmarks? Or messages?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is some G.I. Joe shit.

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