Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
ivanafterall
joined 1 year ago
I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life's guilty pleasures.
This is sad. But am I just supposed to pretend I didn't just read "coaxed into reproducing by her Smithsonian zookeeper mate?"
13%!?!? WHOOOOOA!
Well, thank God we crossed that one off the list.
It's no way to raise a child, I'll say that.
Tennessee responded with their own brief that read, "Yes, exactly. That is literally precisely what we were going for. Sue us!"
It's Trump himself who's patient zero. And he doesn't ask permission, in case you haven't read the news.
I'm not saying it's not real, but the addition of the child abuse images sort of has the feel of "sprinkle a little crack on him"-CIA Edition.
...how do you know that?