ivanafterall

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 54 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."

"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

I found them.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The rapist doesn't fall far from the other rapist? Not very catchy.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 56 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I think the reason I blame them is because it's their fault, but I'm not Canadian, so I don't count.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In fact, I did have a helicopter in one of those, but the shipping label might have gotten rubbed off or switched in all the chaos.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

$10 says fusion power also ends up being the cure for Alzheimer's.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If all of the glaciers recede, we should have all of the rock flour. That should be enough?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

Well, we tried!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

This is a really good tip. I admit I never really experimented beyond .doc/.docx due purely to muscle memory. It makes sense that would cause issues.

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