"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool..."
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
ivanafterall
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The rapist doesn't fall far from the other rapist? Not very catchy.
I think the reason I blame them is because it's their fault, but I'm not Canadian, so I don't count.
In fact, I did have a helicopter in one of those, but the shipping label might have gotten rubbed off or switched in all the chaos.
Nuclear fusion reactor in South Korea runs at 100 million degrees C for a record-breaking 48 seconds
$10 says fusion power also ends up being the cure for Alzheimer's.
If all of the glaciers recede, we should have all of the rock flour. That should be enough?
Well, we tried!
This is a really good tip. I admit I never really experimented beyond .doc/.docx due purely to muscle memory. It makes sense that would cause issues.
Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.