ivanafterall

Hot lava, snow, rain, and fog. Long-neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs.

They just want to see your face before you masturbate. ;)

Wait until they start demanding an "after" picture.

Infamous Cave of Pooh

You're not how orbital mechanics work.

Land in ocean, suddenly Tom Hanks is involved.

See? They still landed amongst the stars.

Damn. That's worth savoring.

"When Putin nuts, I intend to keep sucking, folks."

Oh, I've touched a horse.

Nicolas Cage's The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.

I wish women's screams still riled me. It'd sure make mornings a lot easier.

Thanks for the heads-up, giving RSS Guard a try as we speak. Looks fun.

Drug addiction? Trauma? Brain tumor? Cold temperatures?