jaypeejay

If you were drafting a team of guys who were really below average players but were able to generate a lot clicks, and for some reason felt like a bigger deal than his game, would Pat Bev be the consensus first pick?

Anecdotally speaking: the experience of shopping in big box stores is so fucking atrocious these days that I would go out of my way to visit a store that A.) had what I wanted and B.) was even sniffing enjoyable to be in

Fix the tech. Slow api calls are usually a result of slow running queries. Profile your app and look for n+1 queries