jhoward

joined 2 years ago
[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

I see Mr. Musk has started using intracerebrally.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 months ago

[Movie Narrator] His plan was to take them down, one by one. His first challenge? Himself. [Loud Actiony Music]

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he'd use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he'd find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.

Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

The owner brought the TV to the ER, where we are now.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago
[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

Apple tech is a prison just like any other cloud "the customer is the product" tech. The bars just happen to have a better UX.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 7 months ago

Her body, her choice. Had to live with the consequences either way. She's a badass in my book.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago

Use Tailscale, for the most part it's pretty transparent. As long as all the magic DNS stuff is setup correctly, I can access all my internal services by name and it just works.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

This is a perfectly executed shower thought. No notes.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

A fellow greendale alum. Streets ahead!

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 11 months ago

Makes sense. It sure as shit didn't have any real intelligence.

[–] jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org 133 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Olympic athletes are on strict diets. They no longer have such dietary requirements once they've won.

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