joyjoy

joined 2 years ago
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I charge a consulting fee. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

What about deconstructive criticism?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He could go for a third term probably if he resigns before 2027.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I counter you 7 to 3, 3 to 11, 11 to 7

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you clog your drain, you have to call maintenance to unclog it.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

The other 38 users are bots.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 87 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Survivorship bias

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

When your size requires constant caloric intake, you eat 5 meals a day. You eventually get really good at it.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's dead internet theory for you.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What Dave heard

Im 8, i have $17 in my account, ive been wanting to get this car - can i afford it?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Assuming the position

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Instead of an anus, there is a USB port.

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