justsomeguy

Well, well, well, if it isn't Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

The wear on my mouse from clicking on the torrent already wasn't worth it.

Considering where this money is going to end up instead I think any kind of criticism towards the work NASA is doing is truly misplaced.

Those lobbyists and the prompts they use for their AI articles will destroy satirists' jobs.

Depends on the circumstances. I was always faster on my bike than my colleagues but that was in a city coming out of the industrial area during your usual rush hour. Zooming past them on the bike lane always felt nice.

Anyway it's always good to remember that there are vastly different circumstances out there for maybe people. This is directed more towards the guy you were replying to than to you.

You at give me another billion for data centers bro and you can meet it I swear bro just one more data center.

Microslop promising to improve windows 11 and give users agency back.

5 minutes later...

It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you're ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you'd rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.

Soon Microsoft will threaten to kill itself if we leave.

"Cuba is next." -Founder of the Board of Peace

The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

That's not a headline, it's the name of the magazine. Trump has been timing his announcements with market closure and opening the entire time and every time it's used to play the market and accelerate further redistribution of wealth.

He could also walk on a stage, crack a nine year old open like a can of sprite and suck that tasty bone marrow out. With the current news cycles it doesn't matter. In a few hours people will be reading about him bombing an orphanage and then it'll be something else and something else aaaand he's reelected again.