kieron115

Doesnt each play start with a traditional sniffing of someones balls before the football is thrown back

lol frfr. these people have NO clue what tariffs are meant for.

He just shows up everywhere ruining people's photography!

What I wanna know is when did Morn have the time to go to art school? That would have cut into his valuable drinking time!

Somewhere out there in the galaxy is a time-travel conspiracy theorist with a blurry picture of the loch ness monster flying through space.

It's all just one big ass blast.

I don’t think anyone went AWOL in forest gump

I think statute of limitations on most of the common ucmj articles maxes out at 5 years? It's been a while, but short version is a cousin of a friend went awol and basically hid on a shrimping boat for years until they couldn't come after him anymore. Not easy for sure.

I'm assuming they meant AWOL (absent without leave).

Leela: Look, I know there are no car-chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become President of the World.

Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States.

Leela: The United States is part of the world.

Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time.

I mean its like the 6th best Star Trek movie, why wouldn't they!