lars

joined 1 year ago
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

Are all paisleys fractals?

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

In the end, all soup is chowder

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Just how organic we talking here? Like a 7?

Also: these fucking self righteous insider knowing nods are all that kill me now that I’m all vaxxed up.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Genocide’s a dealbreaker but I encourage swingstaters to vote Harris

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dividing by zero

still makes more sense to me than a lower-number-means-warmer-temperature scale.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh Jesus Christ if I have to ever see someone’s fireworks pics ever again please use this pillow to suffocate me. Also individuals’ moon shots. Just please no.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

  • “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
  • “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Unambiguous pedantry suffices

 
  1. never signed up for anything like this,
  2. never donated to or signed up for emails from the DNC, et al.,
  3. political texts like this come all the time, and
  4. I hesitate to reply “stop” because I don’t want them to know this is a live number (is my instinct here outdated/inapplicable?)
 

This sounds made up.

I purchased a song on iTunes a long time ago, during the time that an Apple ID was required to unlock access to the file. I lost access to the associated email address and Apple ID password. I don’t want to steal a song that I morally own. How do I unlock the file without the Apple ID password?

 
 

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I have amblyopia—also known as lazy eye—which means I often see a bit of double vision—usually a sliver duplicated on the outside side of one of my eyes, even when I’m wearing contacts, and even though I don’t look like I have a lazy eye. My eyes definitely don’t work in concert and I’m told my 3D vision resembles what people see when they look at a postcard.

Finally, when I use binoculars, I use only one eyehole up to the non-lazy eye… So I’m wondering what exactly you normal people see out of binoculars? Is it like Looney Tunes?

 

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