lordfluffycus

joined 10 months ago
[โ€“] lordfluffycus@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

They wouldn't care
But also
That can be checked
So if they cared, they would look and see you are lying

[โ€“] lordfluffycus@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (16 children)

Excellent work
Now take that money
Expand
Eliminate the competition
Expand to more airports
Buy equipment and hire workers
Start handling all regional airports
Lobby to introduce more holidays around traveling, so planes are used more and need more cleaning
Start charging larger amounts, absurd amounts
Push an aggressive marketing campaign to say unclean planes are a danger to society
Jack up the prices more
Some companies will now fail, buy their planes
Jack up the prices even more, push the marketing for clean planes even more
Take over everything
Diversify, do the same with trains
Do the same with trucsk
With cars
Now with people
Aggressive marketing push that a dirty person is a bad person
Lobby to make being dirty illegal
Construct prisons
Dump shit from the sky to make everyone dirty
ARREST EVERYONE
Use your prison labor to craft space engines
COLONIZE THE GALAXY