mjhelto

joined 1 year ago
[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

DDUUUDDDDEEE, too soon!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
  • Only lay in bed for sex and sleep, nothing else.
  • Make sure your screens are off or have an orange filter for nighttime.
  • Toke it up, if you want and it's legal, about 20 minutes before bed.
  • Go to bed around the same time each night.
  • and the most important... INVEST IN A GOOD MATTRESS!

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[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get it, the anger and spite, but you're not running for president in a country where a portion of the population believes you should be saintly while your opponent spews vitriol any time he opens his mouth. Biden has nothing to lose by removing the gloves, but unfortunately, calling a rose a pig dipped in dog shit while hoping to appease the largest swath of voters is something Harris needs to shoulder. Biden should have never made those comments, at least not until after the election.

I feel the same as you, but we have the platform to voice those things anonymously and without repercussions.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I'm you and you're me! I also just turned 40 in late September. Happy belated birthday, ya old fart!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry, that's exactly what these TheoBros and Christofascists want! It's literally in their little manifesto.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I know. Same. And the music. It's so good!! Such an intense movie, but so human. The emotion really comes at you from all angles!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I saw it all on EWU's channel. Some quality shit on that channel. Though by their logic, everything I do normally in my day-to-day is a red flag!

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

There was a show, Human Giant I think it was called, which was like skit comedy. Aziz Ansari (spelling?) was in it. In the skit, he was talking about rollerblading and I lost it when, with a straight face, he said, "the hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your parents' you're gay."

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