mydoomlessaccount

joined 2 years ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
Eeeeeek! in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

From what I'm told, it stares back. So, probably a good time if you're an exhibitionist, I guess.

Sounds about right in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago

I don't know what I've done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 21 points 3 months ago

At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

You take the blue hedgehog, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

It's just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.

Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice..

There has to be a better swimming spot in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 9 points 3 months ago

God, that must be so embarrassing

Anon measures up in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 11 points 4 months ago

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

Fax machine in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 62 points 4 months ago

If her friends don't cum- and if they don't cum- well they're no friends of mine

now draw her in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit? in c/Television@lemm.ee
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 5 points 6 months ago

When I was a kid, I don't think I kept watching Rugrats for very much longer after they added Dil.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah, these aren't dongs. They're definitely uteran, in honor of Women's History Month!

Monopoly sucks so hard it’s an upgrade to play less of it in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 points 6 months ago

..did they add crime as a shortcut to speedrun capitalism?

Happy Monday in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

view more: next ›