mysticpickle

Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:

TI-83 -> T-83

See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!

They're remaking Beetlejuice? WTF is Beetlejuice?

-GenZ

Remember when the assholes at United overbooked a flight and sent someone to knock a doctor's teeth out and carry him off a plane? The doctor refused since he was on his way to oversee the opening of a clinic he founded for veterans.

He and his wife started the clinic as a way to thank American servicemen and women, because he was plucked out of ocean waters by the U.S. Navy as he fled communism in his home country of Vietnam about 44 years ago, he said.

Yeah. This will make up for it. Fuck United Airlines.

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/story/doctor-dragged-off-united-airlines-flight-watching-viral-62250271

How much is one Funbuck in Stanley Nickels?

"You dun goofed! The consequences will never be the same!"

I thought making these things requires a shitton of water. Arizona has a pretty dry climate last I checked.

Gay, not vegan

I thought it was a given that all gay folks eat meat hehue :>

You got some big militant vegan vibes going on yo.

I admire that the writer of this article was able to express the subject's disapproval in the title with the word "rebukes" and not fall to the temptation of using "slams" or "claps back" or -god forbid "put on blast"

Uhhh actually you wanna stick with ziplock brand on those:

https://www.globalfoodconsumers.org/news/toxic-pfas-in-sandwich-baggies/

Notably, previous instances have occurred where regulators permitted high levels of PFAS in packaging, only to later discover adverse health effects on consumers. Brands such as Boulder, Complete Home, Great Value, If You Care, Lunchskins, Meijer, Target, and Walgreens were among those found to contain PFAS, while Ziploc emerged as the only brand without detectable levels of the chemicals.

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