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[–] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

[–] neo@lemy.lol 24 points 1 year ago

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 50 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

[–] neo@lemy.lol 76 points 1 year ago

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there's nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

[–] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

So that's what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What about Texas?

[–] neo@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

[–] neo@lemy.lol 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But don't worry those are one way mirrors

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