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I think starting out as a standard sparkly magical girl stock transformation, then partway through switching to a more visceral werewolf or Hulk style sequence could be a fun way to do it.

That big ball of nuclear fusion you can see sometimes is also pretty alright

The unqualified reich wing podcast conspiracy bros they have running the FBI went from saying Epstein's death is definitely a coverup, to saying he definitely killed himself. So, either he did, or they saw definitive evidence that Donald did it, and are now part of the coverup. Here we have Jeff Epstein's best friend, who admitted he had the same "On the younger side" tastes (in addition to on his own time bragging that if he found someone attractive he sexually assaults them and he'll get away with it because he's famous, but you aren't allowed to use that confession against him because he was in a locker room when he said it), and was in charge of the prison where he died, wished the woman who trafficked for him well, explicitly says he probably won't release files on Epstein because of "false accusations", and they don't bat an eye for even a second. But if it was anyone but Donald any one of those things individually would have them screaming that it must mean something.

Epstein specifically, unknown. But there's pretty strong reason to believe Elon's into kids. One of the first big things that rose to public consciousness about what a shitbag he is was during the whole "kids trapped in a cave" thing where he randomly started going off on a guy calling him a pedo in a way that felt a lot like projection all because the guy pointed out all the ways his rescue idea wouldn't work.

Maybe some kind of story that ends in 9/11

For exactly that, there's 2010's "Remember Me" with Robert Pattinson. Haven't personally seen it, but for most of it it's apparently a mid level romance/drama, then bam, date is revealed in on the blackboard of the main character's sister's school and the main character is looking out the window of his dad's office which turns out to be in the North Tower. Idea behind it may be something like "each of the victims had their own ongoing story that was suddenly cut short" or something, but a lot of people felt that was shoehorned in for shock value or something

Confessed serial rapist Donald Trump is one of the weakest presidents we've ever had, the fuck are you talking about. We, quite literally, have video of world leaders laughing at him to his face. Jeff Epstein's best friend who bragged that they have the same "On the younger side" tastes didn't accomplish a single one of his campaign promises the first time, other than tax cuts for the super rich.

It gets memed on as a coffee typo a lot, which would at least make sense, but weirdly in context it seems like he was trying to spell coverage which is just, how the fuck do you get there. "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Secretary? I thought Donald was a low level coffee boy

There was that King of the Hill episode with the failing bookstore converted to a gun store, didn't have a license to actually sell guns so they started saying something like "Free gun with $600 book purchase" or something along those lines which I assume would be illegal real world, but worked in show

Interestingly, no. There's never been one who wasn't, but there's no actual law that says so. Some people floated the idea of appointing Donald then impeaching and convicting Biden and Harris on some bogus charge (or assassinating them, but that was usually an unsaid "wink wink, nudge nudge") to get him back in. Musk should be out of the line of succession for President at least if it does happen though since unless I'm mistaken the "natural born citizen" part of the requirements still stands