nutsack

joined 11 months ago
[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you haven't sucked 4 dicks in a row

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I've been flirting with my wife for 30 years

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how many times have you withdrawn your entire balance in a suitcase or whatever

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago

this is known as schrodinger's asshole. they are serious or kidding depending on the results they get

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

people reciting lines in a circle forever at the office

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i use it with proton vpn every day because my country's incompetent slop government blocks access to it otherwise

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

screw the haters I'm going to make a porn one. i am valid

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

if i wanted something other than a bag of cocks i would just buy it

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

the quality and selection are better on certain websites with weird little cartoon character avatars

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago

it's basically like a super Reddit

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fat basically

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