otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Don't threaten monumental rats with a good time.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Keep it up, but fuck everyone that didn't vote

Don't forget, friends: consent is king, but prep & aftercare is clutch. Learn to love lube. Thank me later.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

succubi*

FFS, people. Doesn't anyone read anymore?! ~FUCK~

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey, it feels good. 🤷🏼‍♂️

You know you'd break those chains if she called you "boo".

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

but

Hmm, I'm thinking "and" is more appropriate. 🔥🫠🥵👻

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Promoted twice? Much wow. Promote them all! Twice, even!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 week ago

If that's how your "logic" works, I'm pretty sure I can bet who you voted for.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Still, I hear the difference in flavor is like comparing oral and rectal thermometers.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

That tracks... IMG

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Ooh, I see what you did there. 🤌🏼😅

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