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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

#Vote! Run the score up!

We have no reason to keep it close. There's no Mercy Rule here. Crush this. We need to win without a shadow of a doubt, no room for debate or bullshit. Fucking VOTE. (Or, never have the choice to vote again, let's be frank.)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It sets a precedent, son.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, the already-cracked POS? Cute, and predictable. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, if we're taking mods into account, why not just reskin the lot with assets from the GotG game and build their stats accordingly?

  1. I love the "Bard Lord" idea and would stat him as an unwitting aasimar w/ a bag of tricks (Lore for the secrets?) in a cosmetic "human" sleeve;

  2. Lae'zel is definitely Paladin of Conquest in this thought project (as much as a Punch Wizard is a "mage");

  3. Astarion as a little honey badger gnome-thing is perfect NGL;

  4. Shadowheart might be better as Mantis for all the actual use she is, and the cleric tree (ie. "gods say 'shush, mortals, shsh.''", et al);

  5. Wil would be hilarious played by Goldblum no matter what "character" he thinks he is;

  6. but to sleep on a Karlach & Drax in-party duo would be a travesty, if only for the candid banter between them;

  7. the rest should be discussed behind a spoiler tag, though.

Regardless, this sounds like a lot of fun! 🤩

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

tl;dr: Only if we start using the rich as fertilizer, globally.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 months ago

Downvotes without representation are, as always, bullshit, so let's clarify: it doesn't take many brain cells to imagine how easily such a thing would (will?) be used to credit that walking cum rot for whatever the"AI" spits out...

No is the only answer with any foresight.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

/TESB has entered the chat

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah... We're living in the timeline where they already said that a number of times already. Final doesn't exist in this profit-first culture, citizens.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's the problem, yes. Wrap that thing, FFS.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's a wonder each of them was the respectively "fittest" sperm. I mean, fuck. I'm curious if even Darwin understood how much raw chance was involved in this "evolution" he imagined. 🤡

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

In the future, of course. That's not where they're expecting us to look!

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