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I'm free to stay too, citizen.

Hunh. I'd always assumed it was from Teufel 🤷🏼‍♂️

I know I've done well when those emails come addressed to [my email]+[whatever I tagged that bs acct with at sign-up]@... Which is likely why I hardly see them in my inbox. Filter go brrr, but like a ninja.

NGL, that's a little too close to Bronie land for me 🤪

Teufeltzoig, I guess?

Wait, tieflings are the new drow?

Carry on, then. 🖖🏼

Aww, you think I sleep. That's adorable.

Nah. I'm spent. This bullshit is all too real for me and carrying on with fellow rando anons online is only hammering the dark AF reality that nothing is ever going to change. We just get used to the new fuckery every generation. Cheers.

You seem exceptionally well-versed in that secret knowledge there. Got any citations to back up this confidence in your own veracity?

Side question about the username: Are you death or are you a baby with opinions? One we wish on him a thousandfold and the other he drools over. For clarity's sake, just curious.