otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like a great reason to mute if not outright report the acct... πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

That logic is pretty shite, NGL. πŸ˜…

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do I look like a D&D bard?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

What if it was snowflakes instead of blood?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Any points awarded for eating pussy that beat cervical cancer?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Not really a choice, AFAIK. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yuuup. πŸ«‘πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Best guess? Directly above hollow stalagmites. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hey, now. Don't kinkshame. Some people are totally into little pricks. 🀌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ain't that always the hurdle w/ swingers, though. πŸ˜…πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I guess that depends on whether said orangutans are brachiators or swingers? πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Her deep throat includes the balls, and taint-service.

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