otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Don't forget the patriotic sign up top!

"Heroes Work Here" 🀘🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I hear ya, choom. The whole rock's fucked and we're just the last few koyo to slide off it. Though, I used to know a scrappy olblood from way back. Not even ink on 'im, much less any shine. Last I heard, though: one of his homemade bunker betties glitched and fried him instead. It's almost worth a stroll up the hill, to see if he's still kickin', but I prefer my face attached as it is.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

Montreal's reeeal nice this time of year.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

Quick! Someone make it a Garbage Pale Kid card. 🀣

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fair point, but this tarp over the hole I defend as my own "home" isn't a far cry from what us poors were expected to bow & scrape for the privilege of before the Last Day changed everything everywhere for everyone. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ It's just hope seeping into common parlance again, I guess.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

We'd all be better off if that bed's prefix came sooner, though, eh?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why nuclear, though? That ruins the land for everyone, and it's really just the infestation that needs solving. Don't burn your house down for termites β€” unless it's literally just termites holding together? 🀒

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I don't, but the guy two tents over did. I made sure to thank him like a good neighbor, before closing our bartering session with a large rock.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (8 children)

On a scale of "baking a cake" and "ruffneck boarding party", how's your post-apoc future going? 🀣🀌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (10 children)

In general, perhaps, but in keeping with OP's implication of "harder to do" (from an individual standpoint), maritime piracy will become increasingly more challenging to engage in as (/if) it rises in prominence once again, culturally, as civilization falters in maintaining itself globally. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ More people doing it, more people taking measures against it, more risk to one's person/lifespan, etc. I mean, by that metric on a larger scale: fucking everything's gonna get harder to do. πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ά

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

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