phonics

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[–] phonics@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

All my buds invest in spuds

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A little e is forest green. But a capital E is red.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Na, just app store credit. Which they take 30% of. /s (probably?)

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He's tracking fedi too. Guess that's a +1 from me on that stat.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

His infinite nose? What if it's too heavy that he can't lift his head. You'd be doing him a service...at least that's how I'd justify the war crime. Talking about war. My god, what a tactical advantage.

 

Perhaps his lie only counts for things he knows though. Also, in an alien society he would be the most valuable asset from another world since he can create infinite wood which is the rarest element in our solar system.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Wasn't even wednesday

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I still get trumps face popping up in memes that don't mention his name 😒. Any tips?

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was looking for laptops regular laptops came out cheaper. I couldn't justify the cost of a framework at the time.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But what if 1 particular ant didn't contribute to the nest enough stopping the pothole from occuring. If it works that way it should work the other way too.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But you can gate keep it with your arbitrary 10 second rule?

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh it turned to shit because of you.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If art doesn't have a message and is 'untitled' in a museum. Its not art, its practice. It does not belong there.

 

Why tots gotta have all the fun?

 

good deeds for fake points

 

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replies, tell them who THEY are, and if commenters were successful.

good luck!

 

9:59 and counting.

 

tryna stay healthy and move away from processed meats, whilst also spending as little time prepping food as possible.

 

odds of it happening eventually, go up the longer you live.

Despite this DNA replication being highly controlled and very accurate, the sheer number of times it is performed in the lifespan of a person (estimated to be 10,000 trillion times!) means the introduction of a significant number of errors into the DNA of some of our cells from this fundamental process is inevitable. source

 

fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?

can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?

i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.

 

Journalist "I like long thoughts on the speech"

Dog "I like long walks on the leash"

Muscle Nerd "I like strong folks in my niche"

 

note: Tiny creature has to poop out of the top of the pocket.

 

Fingernails are the same size no matter what. Long ass fingers would be kinda cool. But having another 8 arms in such close proximity would be annoying. Thumbs are the same size. Short ass arms though would mean the whole underside of your arm would technically be your arm pit.

 
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