While this is all of course incredibly stupid and incredibly reprehensible, I also have to point out the author's disrespect:
one of the greatest basketball players in history
One of? Jordan is the undisputed greatest of all time and Kareem is the only one who's even near his level, but it's not really arguable between them.
Also it isn't funny. Not in the "boo hoo that's NOT FUNNY!" crybaby sense, but in the "99.999% of all standup comedy" sense. I've heard that in Foreign Lands you can't pull a prank once the clock strikes noon, or else you are the April fool and presumably get put in a stock and pillory till sundown.
V is easily the weakest TOS movie but it at least still has interesting ideas attempted in it, unlike the completely null achievements of the Next Gen movies. It's the sixth-best Star Trek movie by a country mile.
"And they're almost all brown, right? Can we do better than just 1.2?"
Who wouldn't want to spend money on a physical reminder of Star Trek's equivalent of The Phantom Menace?
Maybe instead of jumping to conclusions and making shit up, you could calm down and stay in your lane instead.
Also it's going to be a cold day in Hell before a woman wins.
"Source: my ass"
I think it's better for the human, it tastes better than beef from cows that have been fed corn husks, bone meal, and cough drops.
Are they trying to look scared shitless to undermine the whole farce, or do they actively want to create a martyr? Those are the only two options that don't require a room temperature IQ.