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[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 9 points 8 months ago

Brigham Young had a long beard. Brigham Young would not be able to attend Brigham Young University because of the honor code about being clean shaven.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's like me at the stop light trying to predict when it will change. "1, 2, 3... change".."1, 2, 3........change". "1, 2, 3 change" light changes. I feel smug in my elite ability to predict the change.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 8 points 8 months ago

Damn. I'd own one if I fit in one. The seat to ceiling height is not enough for me. But I really like the Ocean.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 33 points 8 months ago

Surprise! It was manufactured doubt about the election results after all.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So damn backwards.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 36 points 8 months ago (6 children)

People...What a bunch of bastards.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 9 points 8 months ago (17 children)

A falling birth rate is not bad for the planet. But it isn't falling globally.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 39 points 9 months ago (6 children)

That's not the point of terrorism. You don't pick fights with those that can fight back. You do it to make others fear you. And the fact that a lot of ships are going around the horn of Africa instead of through the Red Sea means the their terrorism is working.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You ho ho and a bottle of rum!

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 9 points 9 months ago

Linebackers, not guns.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)

The IRS does have some free options at https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free as the article mentions, but make sure not to take the bait and switch if you go with one of the companies like TurboTax.

[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 44 points 9 months ago (3 children)

A stalker could also check her concert schedule.

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