In my country, monarchs were beheaded for their crimes.
redisdead
joined 6 months ago
Why does the state, or for that matter any of y'all fuckers, be entitled to my parent's hard work?
They got taxed on their income all their lives. They paid property taxes all their lives. And here you are, looming over their dead bodies, still trying to get your grubby little hands in their pockets.
When I learned to smoke fish on the BBQ, I invited my family over, and my sister asked for a second serving.
Cop gets the gun by destroying the machine: cop is dumb
Cop doesn't get the gun and someone gets shot at: cop is dumb
Moral of the story: cop is dumb
When your hacked together CPAP sends asbestos directly into your lungs because Bob from maintenance had some spare time to fix it, you'll be crying about malpractice.
"I wasn't interested"
We've had wired earbuds for longer than wireless ones, I've yet to read a story about one exploding into someone's ears.
Someone, in a mail including my boss and other managers, complained that my replies were too short
To which I replied
'They are as long as they need to be.'
So she went 'A little warmth would help communication greatly' or some other bullshit.
So I added automatic top and bottom text to my emails and for the past idk 10 years or so, all my emails start with 'Hi,' and end with 'Cordially.'
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Oh no.