It was him! These guys were also the real Mark Twain:
It's a camera and stickers like this one of many odd DEFCON traditions. (Security professionals in large numbers is an interesting sight to behold.)
Edit: Unrelated bit of history from the time: This also was the DEFCON where Marcus Hutchins was arrested. The fool come rolling in driving a Lambo for some reason so we kinda figured something was up.
(One of my favs from DEFCON a few years back.)
South Carolina is just a floppy extension of Myrtle Beach and mostly consists of the void you might need to cross to get to Georgia.
It's a weird state. I am sure there are some nice parts, but for the most part, I can't stand it.
I want to say this is one of the darkest farside comics I have ever seen, but "dark" just doesn't seem like a fitting description. (It's still awesome as hell though.)
Shit captions are what ticking tocks is all about, right?
In the original script, using human brains for compute almost destroyed the machines. The short-lived attempt caused an almost unstoppable infection of machines mindlessly watching reruns of the Kardashians and simplifying their language in the laziest ways possible by using words like "ur" and "rizz". One was even heard trying to leave earth, thinking that it has become the brain it was trying to assimilate: "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"
Except when you couldn't know in advance when your show skipped a week and they had to play some crappy rerun of a completely different show.
Pho would be the first date and it's usually only spicy if you make it that way. ;)
Some instances are just geo-blocking the UK. Honestly, the world should just block the UK right now.
I think a conversation about Hannah Montana Linux could be quite entertaining.