riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Seeing vice grip printed on something...

I think you're suffering from the same vice as little Miss Spelings.

A vice grip would truly be an immoral tool.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I still have the proprietary cable that lets you hook up a 1992-ish Sony Handycam to a TV with RCA inputs.

I know exactly where it is in my attic: Under the S video cables, an original FireWire cable, and the cable that lets you hook up two Atari Lynx portable consoles together in order to play Warbirds against each other in real time.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

Some day, one of your current bathroom fans will break its last wind. It's seen some shit. On that good day, you won't be a hoarder, you'll be a prophet that saw the end coming back in 2011.

"I knew! I predicted this! Because I gave a crap and wish to give many more!"

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

It will break down into mostly carbon dioxide and water after a 20-200 years depending on how much UV light hits it (and friction). There won't be anything for worms to eat!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's just trying to help immigrants integrate with ~~the locals~~ conservatives

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was a joke! Dry humor.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago

For a good thing, just keep coming.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I want more hard statistics like this!

I bet that there's all sorts of fun facts about the differences between Republicans and Democrats. Just some guesses:

  • US suckage increases dramatically under Republicans.
  • Nearly all promising long-term projects that get started under Democrats suddenly ended without logic or reason by Republicans. Even if they started out with bipartisan support.

We can add them to the well-know stats like the debt increasing under Republicans (also known as fiscal irresponsibility).

[–] riskable@programming.dev 17 points 4 months ago

It's a cool place, the land of ice.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Wow, ship happens. Even back then!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

The core of the earth is very warm already though.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 19 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The second question is silly: "what makes a towel dirt?" Worms, of course!

For the towel to become dirt, you need a nice composting environment and 2+ years. It'll go best if you turn it from time to time.

The final step is for the worms to eat the leftovers. Then the towel has officially become dirt that's indistinguishable from the other dirt that surrounds it 👍

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