Obviously they'd never be able to track down Shitpeas, because he works exclusively online and the Internet doesn't have a postcode.
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Forza Horizon 4 has an awesome open map based on several disparate areas of England and Scotland pushed together. It includes the Derwent Reservoir and damn, which drains into one of the Rivers Derwent, which leads to Derwent Water - none of which are actually connected in real life. I thought that was a neat Easter Egg.
In case anyone is wondering, this is how old phones with rotary dials worked: you wound the dial to the digit you needed and the built-in mechanism would automatically wind it back; as it did it would momentarily disconnect the line as it passed each digit generating pulses that the exchange would count. If you still live somewhere where landline phones exist odds are this still works because the exchange maintains backwards compatibility with pulse dialling.
Up until about twenty years ago virtually every supermarket had a phone by the checkouts with a single pre-programmed button for a local taxi company; we used this trick all the time to call home, our mates, etc.
For all our differences we still have so much in common.

...well, then.
B for Biden.
Hold your applause, please.
Ackshually it's "advert", not "commercial", innit.
Yeah, that's the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?
This older still initiative can help: lie down in the forest and become one with the moss.
The Swedish Navy's ships do have some bonkers designs, like massive barcodes printed on the side. It's so that when they get back to port they can scan the navy in.