sawdustprophet

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[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

de-lived

I prefer "inhumed".

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

And the right wingers said, "Well we didn't think it would work!"

I recall a number of voters who voted in favor of Brexit who were interviewed and said things like "but I didn't think it would actually happen!"

I also seem to recall a similar sentiment in a case where people voted to strip funding from a local library in Michigan, then were shocked when the library had to close.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the alt text:

Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 56 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shit down the government

I don't know if this was a typo, but it's rather appropriate either way.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Now I can't read that without hearing Avery Brooks' voice.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You don't actually give the card to the employees, do you?

Typically when I go through a drive thru, I hand my card to someone who then leans back inside to swipe/tap/whatever it, then they hand it back. So yes, commonly I do give my card to an employee for at least a few seconds.

During 2020-2022 more of them were in the habit of placing the PIN pad at the window so it could be reached by customers from their cars, but it wasn't designed to be used that way and I'm sure it caused other issues.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago

Always wanted an ocean-centric map.

I think the above image is the Spilhaus World Ocean map, which I do find very pleasing to look at.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Trump filled the compliment today

trump could make the compliment and he will back him

I'm guessing "compliment" was supposed to be "complaint"?

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 114 points 4 months ago (2 children)

thinking that the year 2000 was 10 years ago.

This is patently absurd, 10 years ago was 1994.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 0 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I'm colour blind and don't see red very well.

I'm not color blind and almost didn't see it. This was an okay idea, executed with a terrible choice of colors.

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