scemmy

joined 1 year ago
[–] scemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Objectively, the standards applied to the two candidates is wildly different, I'm not sure why we blame anyone other than voters, at this point.

[–] scemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Until my retirement, yes. My pants are my investments.

[–] scemmy@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I just pee in my pants. It's even faster, works regardless of how tubular your genitalia are, and doesn't require external water.

With the time saved not having to go to the washroom, I've opened a car wash where I use my wet pants to wipe dirty cars. Now I get paid to pee.

Next, I'm looking at business ideas for the diarrhea in my pants.

[–] scemmy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't play every game out there, but in the last couple of years, I've not had a reason to switch to Windows to play a game.

Most games these days seem to work fine on Linux, especially with all the work Valve has put in.

[–] scemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Being alive is a red flag.