Try nepotism. I know a guy looking for a job the 'normal' way (job boards, ads) and it ain't working. Didn't work for me either over the course of a year. I got my current job though a friend of a family member, and at least two friends have offered to get me a job where they work (although I'd much prefer to starve than work where they do).
Oh and don't quit before you've got something lined up. I made that mistake last time (see: no work for a year). It was pretty cool until my savings ran dry.
But saying "try nepotism" is way funnier.