sirblastalot

protip: don't cross them off, write who they are on the list (eg "Rivermeadow blacksmith") so you can remember when the players come back to them a million sessions later

Gorn have ballsacks? Aren't they lizards, so they should be internal.

Oh god I've turned into one of the snitties haters haven't I

Found the bard

I guess that's the orthodox interpretation, that it's the eggs that were bad. But like, if you actually watch what he's doing, he just vaguely pokes at them while they burn to the bottom of the pan, and then he serves them while they're still liquid. And they don't call him an accomplished cook, the closest anyone gets is elevator shaft saying "Ooh, a practiced hand!" in response to Riker pouring the eggs into a pan.

Honorable mention to some of the aliens they interact with in Enterprise, before the Universal Translator was fully working. Though technically they weren't the Federation yet.

Actually, progressing in an interesting if not promising way. There's been a ton of debate about how to handle the Ireland/North Ireland border due to brexit, and what they've recently settled on is basically creating a sea border between North Ireland and the rest of England so that the land border between Ireland and North Ireland can stay unrestricted. I'm not an expert, but this guy is and he's made several videos about it I like: https://www.youtube.com/@williamcfox/videos

I instantly love this image, what's it from? Some kind of Tomb Raider comic?

But...we've seen it. It happened in an episode. Dude can't cook eggs.

Tell me you wouldn't watch at least 30 minutes of Riker failing to scramble eggs.

Well with Data it's different, they didn't know how to make a copy of him, only papa did and it took him most of a lifetime.

Transporter shenanigans are, admittedly, just something you gotta hand-wave.

Maybe the academy is just a terrible educational institution. Basically all we see of it is weird mind games, like simulated terrorist attacks and tests you automatically fail.. Maybe Picard thought of the gardener as a mentor because he was the only adult there not fucking with him.

After awhile, Poseiden comes and kicks your ass until you stop. Live by the magic sword, die by the magic sword.