son_named_bort

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

That number still remains at zero.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What home field advantage?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's my body! I don't know you!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

In MLB, the National League and American League didn't have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

 

Could he stop a runaway monorail?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How do you feel about your team's execution?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It's a song about banging a slave, but I didn't know that as a kid.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You tie those on your belt, though that's more to do with it being the style.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

May and June. I feel like there's a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes it's the ones you most suspect.

 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

 
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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