son_named_bort

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Single boomers are having 'S-E-X.' They're also seeing a surge in STIs in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.

What was the conversation surrounding drugs and sex like in your home growing up? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Just say no

Falcons 8 play 70 yard game winning drive to beat the Eagles. in c/nfl@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially since it was the Falcons leading the drive. They're usually on the wrong side of come back wins.

Barely holding everything together in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?

OH MY GOD I'D BE KILLED!

Bush called out on Trump-Harris: When democracy calls, ‘you can’t just roll it over to voicemail’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I did, but that's because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car's extended warranty.

AOC is right: Jill Stein’s campaign is not serious in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.

Is ‘Judge Judy’ on the Supreme Court? Lack of civics knowledge leads to colleges filling the gap in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn't know.

Is ‘Judge Judy’ on the Supreme Court? Lack of civics knowledge leads to colleges filling the gap in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Don't give Trump any ideas.

Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Did you break both of your arms?

how do I accept I'll never know why any employer rejected me? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I still attest that to nepotism. Lousy older brother.

Caitlin Clark’s Instagram Account Flooded With Negative Comments After She Liked Taylor Swift’s Endorsement of Kamala Harris in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago

I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.

What are your favorite examples of 'media within media' (e.g., shows, stories, or movies inside of other shows or books)? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

McGarnigle from the Simpsons

Binky the Clown and The Buddy Bears from Garfield and Friends

Reptar from Rugrats

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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It's True, But She Shouldn't Say It (lemmy.world)
 
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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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