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I think this is the only right answer. They try to provide the same interface which works for the most people.
The third should be possible with this maintained fork:
MiXplorer has a nice reader.
Sorry, could have formulated it better. Hetzner did. I'm a happy customer of Linode. It seems they all have filters failing in different ways.
I tried them, but got basically the same treatment as OP with Linode. They just closed my account.
I used to use BasKet (a KDE program) for this, don't know if it is still alive.
It does, pretty easily. There's a convenient "change Windows edition" menu item.
Does DecSync CC work for you? (org.decsync.cc.apk)
...or not to late.
For those who don't know: VLC also takes a YouTube video address as input (in the menu: Media | Open Network Stream...).