tedd_deireadh

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[โ€“] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Documentary Narrator: Fortunately, our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming. Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean now and again.

Suzie: Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.

Documentary Narrator: Of course, because the greenhouse gasses are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

Suzie: But...

Documentary Narrator: Once and for all!

[โ€“] tedd_deireadh@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Same. It's been a much more satisfying investment and has made streaming the content I actually want infinitely easier.