It's an edit of an old headline. The servers are still shutdown.
aha i just badly wanted to find out that your two mains are the two skimpiest characters in the roster (except maybe bayonetta ig)
that is...hm....
Samus, also been playing shulk recently
zero suit samus and shirtless shulk, of course?
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too forward? sorry, i just like to make sure everyone feels included.
well you exist and you matter to me, so i guess this one doesn't apply to you
hard on the streets, fast in the sheets.
Observers may THINK that you wear the pants in this relationship. But in reality, you are baby.
well yeah, but that's only because the slow death of "generations" will be complete by then. We already have a large swath of casual and/or younger gamers that are still gaming on PS4 because PS5 is too expensive and all the games work fine on PS4. Bump that forward by a generation, and what would you expect to happen? I don't think it's all that wild to expect that for the majority of the PS6's lifespan, 100% of games will also come out on PS5. Hell, I'd bet even low-budget and indies continue to come out on PS4! It'll be like phones - the PS6 is there for the people that want to pay out the nose for the bleeding edge, and the PS5 and Pro will still be there for everyone else that wants a console gaming experience. And all those kids playing fortnite and minecraft? They'll still be playing that on their childhood PS4.
thank you lol, i was aware but probably good that someone adds the context haha
i hear his is only powerful at the tip
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Tanooki Mario (comfy man in pajamas), and uhhhh...well i don't really have a Smash main, I like to play all kinds of different styles. Which I guess also fits the question....
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I did not know this one was so close to release! I am glad to see that it is awesome, and now I don't want to know anything else about the game because I want to be surprised!