thebardingreen

joined 1 year ago

I am fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon, and the question is not that hard.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If a user doesn't proactively choose to turn it on, it will be off, and snapshots will not be taken or saved.

"Yes, this is Dave from Windows Microsoft Tech Support. Yes ma'am, I'm sorry, but your computer is sending viruses to our server and this is causing a problem for us. If we do not clean the viruses from your computer, we will need to disconnect you from the internet to protect our server. But do not worry, we can fix this for you. First, I am needing you to go into settings and turn on the Windows Recall. Yes, this will help to protect your computer from the virus. Ok. Good. Hopefully this will fix the problem, but if it continues I will have to call back. Next week, I will call you back and if your computer continues to be sending these viruses, I will connect to it remotely and we will do a deeper scan for the virus. Yes, have a good day ma'am. Thank you for using Windows Microsoft."

Fail. Lacks neck and body ridges.

The book Earth by David Brin is about one of these hitting the Earth

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Since it's a wall art project, now get it to run Minecraft and run a redstone computer on it.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yep. As a Gen Xer with a teenage son, when I hear my peers freaking out about our kids and technology, I remind them what our parents said about MTV.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least this tiny percent of Gen X agrees.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well you didn't ask, did you?

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You could say 3 of 7.

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