theneverfox

Lol... Chuck Schumer actually celebrated getting the bills name changed procedurally as Trump toured the first concentration camp

Democrats should have a non-stop parade of victims telling their story already. Instead, they're making speeches to empty rooms on cspan

Recycling isn't real. I love when I get scolded by my parents for not recycling when it's just going to the landfill

Reduce and reuse are real through. Single stream recycling is basically always a lie though

Nah, they're actually fantastic at brain numbing tasks. I like to feed it sql tables and have it act like an ORM, but without the tradeoffs of an ORM. I'd never do it manually, but it's far more readable and easy to work with

I also love using it for api's. You can feed it a response, say "hey, I just want the id, status, and amount" (or whatever) and it'll restructure the data for you

These are not hard problems... They are tedious ones though. They solve a problem by brute force, a problem we "solve" over and over because at the end of the day: programmers are lazy.

You can over engineer complex bindings until the cows come home, but a simple pattern with each field explicitly mapped is the best solution. It's just really, really annoying to actually do it

I feel bad because I've made the world worse, or that I've disappointed myself. But when circumstances force me to act in ways I find immoral, I just feel disgust

I want good things for everyone in general, but I'm not some endlessly patient Buddha.

I just try to understand people through their own eyes... And I try to understand myself too. I feel what they feel, but I can also just walk away

But it's not about them, not really.

It's about me - who am I? Do I make things better or worse? Do I make people better or worse? If you brought me into a perfect world, would I make that world worse?

If there were 5 billion of me, what kind of world would it be?

Wait, what?? Are you guys walking around holding back a savage animal through raw force of will?

Like...I've done lots of things I regret, but then later I don't want to do them anymore, because I know it'll feel bad

Exactly.

Money makes everything horrible. I loved every moment of volunteering, I've done so many off the wall things because someone needed help and I have a wide skillet. I love saving the day. I don't even like praise, I just like the satisfaction of knowing I helped

But money makes me feel yucky. I hate talking about it, I hate asking for it, I hate using it... I'm ok with having it, but only if I don't look at it. I'm even conflicted about rewards for my work

I want to help people. I want a place i can make my own. I want to be free, to have a place where I can build unrestricted

That's one of the big lies of capitalism. Everyone likes to work. We just don't like being told what to do, and we especially don't like to be exploited

My best interaction today was helping someone pick up the peanut butter stand he knocked over - I only picked up like 4 jars, but I lived up to my morals and that felt nice. I turned an embarrassing event into something communal, we exchanged like three sentences, and at least three people's days were made better for a minute long event

It feels good to help. It feels good to do. The money (and implicit coercion) is what makes it feel bad

I mean, honestly? If you do anything hard enough capitalism will yield enough to make it a living... Eventually

Capitalism wants us all to be interchangable cogs, but humans are humans. People like passionate people, if you want to weave baskets out of trash, you could just refuse to accept "that's not a job" and do it all day every day

By sheer force of will, you can turn anything into a job. It's probably not going to make you rich, there will be hard times, most everyone in your life will almost attack you for it every step of the way, but if you refuse to bend eventually the world will

A sane society wouldn't create a currency based on debt

Our entire economy is balancing on infinite growth, because it's all made up of chains of debt that all siphon off money upwards, at every step

You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs

This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)

It's because they become an avatar for their money

Every tweet Elon makes affects his horde. Every single one - and usually it's just a few hundred thousand and balances out- but occasionally it's hundreds of millions in the red

And Elon can't help himself. Most of them can

They can only be themselves in locations with tight information control, which is generally resorts with other billionaires. Who seem to be consistently in a pissing match with each other about their wealth and influence

And that's why they're fucking inhuman dragons

Nah, Mars sounds great. A tiny prison of their own making, as the corners they cut slowly come back to bite them? That's poetic