theodewere

you're so dramatic, i think you're about to have a seizure

watchout.. Big Bad Joe is coming to get you..

i hate to see you cry like that.. can i get you a juicy box or something..

that's right, you're an internet warrior, brother

so all an aspiring filmmaker needs to do is build a successful winery first.. then you can afford to make your batshit crazy dream..

yeah, you go ahead and pack your shit and head to Palestine if you care that much, brave guy.. tell Hamas i said hi.. there are more bombs on the way.. somebody as busy as you are protecting Palestine i don't know how you have time to internet..

Joe is doing the best job any man can in this situation, and that scares you.. so you whine like a little baby, and try to make it all his fault.. baby.. you have no solution, you just want to bitch at somebody..

send a letter to Hamas if you're sad.. tell them all about your feelings..

he wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: "so who are we screwing over today"

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them.. chutes deploy automatically.. like a pilot's seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated..

"okay everyone, stand up calmly and put on your parachute while the plane falls out of the sky.. once everyone is done with that, and all parachutes are secure, we will begin an orderly de-boarding.. thank you for your attention - while the plane falls out of the sky for some reason.."

we should all get together and wonder what everyone else is thinking

it's just my opinion.. maybe you're already losing your ass on it..